if your man groans about international women’s day, throw him into the abyss
— Lemony Snicket (via psych-facts)
Reasons I now have a prescription for Xanax
"How many cats are in the world"
and was really saddened by the answer because it wasn’t enough for him I guess.
Having a “get your shit sorted out” day, beginning with 2 doctors appointments and a “work from home” afternoon that will likely involve hella cooking and probably yoga.
1. Our internet doesn’t work when it’s raining. Because this isn’t San Francisco it’s a town in Nebraska or some shit.
2. At yoga last night the instructor made us chant/meditate for 11 minutes while he got up and left the room to make tea and eat a snack and take a shit or something. Eleven minutes. It’s forever.